1. Learn how to brush myself (so I don't look so scruffy).
2. Learn how to brush my own teeth.
3. Try not to eat so quickly (unless I'm starving).
4. Let my mother sleep later than 5AM (except when I really have to go).
5. Be kind to all animals, humans included.
6. Get my mom to walk me more often, no matter the weather.7. Do not stare at humans, except when they're eating.
8. Be a loving friend to my human mom and dad.
9. Learn how to bark in Greek.