While all you humans are pigging out on turkey and all the trimmings, what am I eating? Dried dog food. Same old boring dog food.
Mom tells me she'll be taking me for a walk this afternoon (to "earn" the calories). But I'm not holding my breath.
God. The smell of that BBQ turkey is driving me bonkers. Maybe, just maybe I'll grab a piece off the grill when nobody's looking.
Oooops. Looks like I tipped over the grill. Now I'm really in trouble.